IT SUCKED.
I can't stand that saddle anymore. You'd think that I rode in the other saddle once, and it was long enough ago that I wouldn't remember it, but the endurance saddle felt horrible. I was disconnected from Peanut totally. The ride itself was pretty sad too. It basically consisted of the following:
- You're not grazing
- Will you walk, dammit
- Poo time
- What the hell are you staring at? Pay attention to where you're walking
- Pee time
- Poo time
- How about we go forward, not sideways
- No, you're not grazing
- God dammit you almost ran into a tree, look where you're going!
- You're not fucking grazing
- Fine, get pissy, I don't care
- You're still not grazing
- Pee time again
- You almost fell on your damn face, will you stop looking everywhere but ahead?!
- Poo time
- YOU'RE NOT GRAZING!
- Fucking horse
- Poo time
- I said we're walking, dammit!
- You can graze at the field in front of the final patch of woods, but not here
- Wah, the little Peanut is pissy again
- Look where you're going!
- Christ will this ride ever end
- Oh look, the last field, here, I will give you your graze command
- Hell, I'm getting off here.
I want my saddle. Hmph.
1 comment:
This is so hysterical. I've had so many of those rides. Thanks ;)
Oh, and sorry your saddle sucks now. That's one of the reasons I don't like to ride in / try out other saddles... what if I fall in love? But at least the new one is coming soon. I need pics of it!
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